I might get a look at the bulging Wisconsin River and spewing Sauk dam this weekend or then again I might go to another Oktoberfest.
Meanwhile last weekend...
|Helicopters and German beer make Homer something something|
|Macintosh apples or maybe a variety that doesn't start with the letter "M"|
|"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."|
|"Don't you wish you had one right now?"|
Hint: It was played before the movie and often better than the film it preceded.