Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Glasses


FADE IN:

EXT. HWY V NEAR THE INTERSTATE — DAY
JEANNA and EVELYN are riding through the countryside in a small SUV


JEANNA
              I've never gotten a picture of that elephant.


EVELYN
              What elephant?


JEANNA
(taking hand off 
wheel to point)
              That one.


EVELYN
              You mean the pink one?


JEANNA
              Yes, the huge, gigantic pink one.


EVELYN
              Well, look at that.


JEANNA
              I never knew it had glasses.


EVELYN
              Who has glasses?

FADE OUT.



23 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. It's pink and it does have glasses. Way cool.

    Have a fabulous day. ♥

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    1. And when I saw it yesterday, no graffiti, which is apparently a problem according to the sign.

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  2. Well now, that's something you don't see every day! Thanks for joining the Thankful Thursday Blog Hop!

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    1. You don't, but I've seen it often enough. I keep forgetting to take that trip to Sparta for the roadside graveyard and place that makes this things.

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  3. Yep, my sisters were there and took a photo with that elephant last month and posted it. Fun place for a photo.

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    1. It's big enough to see while zipping by at 70+ mph from the Interstate, isn't it, lol. I'm fascinated by the place that makes these statues.

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    1. My question answering while driving quota has been met for the day, Pilch.

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  5. That is hilarious! Can we go back and see it again? heehee!

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    1. Oy, you wouldn't say that if you heard a smidge of the car talk on today's visit to the dentist. Sometimes it's like having a kid with very bad teeth.

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  6. Meowza! We want to know there they got elephant sized glasses!
    Purrs & Head Bonks,
    Alberto & The Tribe of Five

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    1. I have a pretty good idea they came from this place: FAST Corporation

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  7. what elephant...bwaaahahahahaha

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  8. Cool! What a great looking elephant and I LOVE those glasses. Thanks for linking up today!

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    1. Like they say, "The glasses make the elephant."

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    1. It seems they have to keep scrubbing him down. I assume it's a he.

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  10. The elephant looks like he has a comb-over. hahahaha. Your conversation was hilarious. hahaha

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    1. Haaaaaa, yes, I was going to make a Hitler hair do crack but abstained.

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    1. I think you'd like this elephant's house, lots of field mice over there.

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  12. So darn funny! It sounds like many of the conversations between my wife and I.

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