|I wonder what my nephews would have done if their Tot Lot had flooded|
Nothing says soccer like ducks and a kayak.
|I think the game can only be improved by aquatic birds and outdoor nerds|
|Maybe I shouldn't have given away my raft|
Auto repair shops looked crowded, probably from all the stranded and towed cars, and there were carpet cleaning vans driving from place to place. A road that has been a pain in my arse all summer was flooded.
|Gammon turns into Park St. and a giant pain in everyone's arse|
Will an inner tube get me to my hairdresser on Gammon Rd. any faster?
Three of my favorite day trip routes are still closed and since one leads to the best bratwurst on the planet and the other to the best shoe store, I'm a little panicked. Don't follow this link if you love shoes.
|Metal doesn't rust, does it?|
|Some joke in poor taste about a water park|
The Shoe Box flooded and this article from WKOW talks about the owner not being able to cross the street because of the current.
|I knew I wasn't on my side of town because this kid didn't pull out a gun. He said he was feeding a worm to a green heron|
|He was right, there was a green heron on the soccer field|
Holy shite my dad stayed in skilled nursing across the street from there and now a bridge is gone and they're talking about collapsing roads and hundreds of shoes floating around in waist deep water. Why do I find that image so disturbing?