Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Say Cheese! Ole and Lena

I love it when I come across anything Norge, it helps me get in touch with my alleged roots.
Apologies for not being as social on my media as I'd like. I enrolled in an old lady boot camp and boy are my arms tired.
Speaking of barely a joke...

Ole and Lena's Information, Communication and Education Station at Eplegaarden 

Here are some Ole & Lena jokes culled from da Internet (do we still capitalize that).

From The Gold Scales
Ole and Lena ran a successful dairy farm. The sign over their barn read, "All dat we are we owe to udders." (Boom, also doubles as a cow joke.)

Ole and Lena are watching a funeral procession and Lena asks, "Ole who da ya tink died?"
Ole says, "I tink it was da guy in da coffin."

From Uff da!
Ole and Lena go ice fishing and Ole shows off his new thermos.
Lena says, "Watcha got der, Ole?"
Ole says, "Well, dis here's a t'ermos, it keeps hot tings hot and cold tings cold."
A few hours later Lena askes, "Ole, watcha got in da t'ermos?"
Ole says, "Vell Lena, I got a popsicle and two cups a coffee."

And now it's time ta link up yer photos an' da cheesier, da better doncha know.
Ya, it's time ta SAY CHEESE! 

13 comments:

  1. Those were funny, especially the popsicle and coffee!!!

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  2. I've never heard of these jokes. Funny how cultural humour is...

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  3. Love them all. So fun.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥

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  4. LOL now they made me laugh heheh!

    Have an udderlytastic week :-)

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  5. Oh, those are good! LOL I especially like the udders one.... OH< love that view in your photo.

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  6. The old ones are always the best! Great giggles :)

    Your post on 'My Corner of the World' is much appreciated!

    My Corner of the World

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  7. LMAO Those are a hoot as my gramma use to say! hahaha Have a great day!

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  8. My husband is Norwegian, so I had to share these with him. Thanks for sharing them with us!

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  9. Thanks for sharing the humour! Did give me a laugh. :D

    Happy Wednesday to you and a lovely rest of the week!

    Cheers,
    Esha

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  10. Some apples to go with your cheese? Best I could do. Thanks for the laughs!

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  11. Love your humor. Thanks for hosting and I hope that you have a wonderful week.

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  12. Lovely shot - and funny quote!

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