Meanwhile, somewhere in the early sixties Nanci is putting presents under the tree Julian from Trailer Park Boys style.
And I want a General Electric steam iron and a Frigidaire Flair oven and the turquoise Lady Kenmore I've had my eye on in the Sears catalog.
Put down the Brandy Old Fashioned Sweet and back away from the Evergleam because it's time to Say Cheese! Nanci.
"Hey, is that real fur?"