If you shook me you'd get a milkshake.
If you tipped me I'd be lean beef.
If I got off this platform I'd be ground beef.
Hey, wait, did you hear the one about the cow who grazed in the weed patch? The steaks have never been so high.
Their act could use a couple horns.
Am I keeping you up, I know it's pasture bedtime.
My herd has a great sense of humor so we're considered a laughing stock.
Mostly and shamelessly taken from Cow Jokes
Mostly and shamelessly taken from Cow Jokes
These were very punny for a Wednesday night!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing!! I needed it!
- Lisa
Or Tuesday, it is Tuesday? Did I miss a day again? It's November right? It doesn't take much to throw me these days.
DeleteHa ha ... good one.
ReplyDeleteLoved the first pic.
Happy WW!
It was a cool, rather freezing display, Indrani.
DeleteCool cow sculpture!
ReplyDeleteThe birds were pretty cool when they flapped around in the air but it got so windy one of them blew off its metal pole.
DeleteThat is some cow in your first shot and had fun reading your puns
ReplyDeleteThe good thing about straw cows is that they leave very dry cow pies.
DeleteLOL that was puntastic it will be ground beef sometime or udder
ReplyDeleteHave an uddertastic week ;-)
I feel like I'm milking it by horning in so I'll steer clear of being punny cuz I got no beef with you my friend.
Deletefun!!
ReplyDeleteBut it's time to hoof it into December.
DeleteThose were giggle-worthy fur sure!
ReplyDeleteBut it's time to moove on.
DeleteI love cows and their humor
ReplyDeleteI think they have a lot of down time (goose joke) to come up with stuff.
DeleteCow jokes are fun. Very well done.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day filled with laughter. ♥
I'm having a peaceful day full of spooky Christmas tales and gingerbread cookies.
DeleteAn udder delight of a post, Madame. You've moooved me to tears. Like the cows, you're outstanding in your field.
ReplyDeleteNumber One in a Field of One? That was one of my favorite MAD Magazine jokes. I do not have a refined sense of humor.
DeleteAnd, haaaaa. I'm in sitting on my butt watching Friday Night Poker on a Saturday.
DeleteYou definitely gave us some laughs. Even your comments are cute! Wish I could come up with a good MOOOOO!!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet you can, LD, but it might scare the birds.
DeleteHi Jeanna, these jokes are terribull! Please don't tell me the 2nd photo is of the judges appointed to listen to bad joke at a bad joke event?... That cow sculpture is rather impressive, although she does look like one more joke maysend her over the edge.
ReplyDeleteThank you for linking up with #keepingitreal.
xx
The second photo is of a small and very cold group of union members singing such classics as Look For The Union Label (hash tag blue wave). Since October went all to hell I didn't get a chance to post the daily extravaganza journalling this year's Fermentation Fest and any performance I ran across. This was a pasture performance which are one of my favorite things about the fest. Remember the post about the cranes, this was like that.
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