Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Hay There (If You Knew What Was Good For You You'd Keep On Walking)

It's so cold I stood in the meat locker to warm up.
If you shook me you'd get a milkshake.
If you tipped me I'd be lean beef.
If I got off this platform I'd be ground beef.
Hey, wait, did you hear the one about the cow who grazed in the weed patch? The steaks have never been so high.



Their act could use a couple horns.
Am I keeping you up, I know it's pasture bedtime.
My herd has a great sense of humor so we're considered a laughing stock.

Mostly and shamelessly taken from Cow Jokes

19 comments:

  1. These were very punny for a Wednesday night!
    Thanks for sharing!! I needed it!

    - Lisa

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    1. Or Tuesday, it is Tuesday? Did I miss a day again? It's November right? It doesn't take much to throw me these days.

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  2. Ha ha ... good one.
    Loved the first pic.
    Happy WW!

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  3. That is some cow in your first shot and had fun reading your puns

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  4. LOL that was puntastic it will be ground beef sometime or udder

    Have an uddertastic week ;-)

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    1. I feel like I'm milking it by horning in so I'll steer clear of being punny cuz I got no beef with you my friend.

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  5. Those were giggle-worthy fur sure!

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    1. I think they have a lot of down time (goose joke) to come up with stuff.

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  7. Cow jokes are fun. Very well done.

    Have a fabulous day filled with laughter. ♥

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  8. An udder delight of a post, Madame. You've moooved me to tears. Like the cows, you're outstanding in your field.

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    1. Number One in a Field of One? That was one of my favorite MAD Magazine jokes. I do not have a refined sense of humor.

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    2. And, haaaaa. I'm in sitting on my butt watching Friday Night Poker on a Saturday.

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  9. You definitely gave us some laughs. Even your comments are cute! Wish I could come up with a good MOOOOO!!!!

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    1. I bet you can, LD, but it might scare the birds.

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  10. Hi Jeanna, these jokes are terribull! Please don't tell me the 2nd photo is of the judges appointed to listen to bad joke at a bad joke event?... That cow sculpture is rather impressive, although she does look like one more joke maysend her over the edge.

    Thank you for linking up with #keepingitreal.

    xx

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    1. The second photo is of a small and very cold group of union members singing such classics as Look For The Union Label (hash tag blue wave). Since October went all to hell I didn't get a chance to post the daily extravaganza journalling this year's Fermentation Fest and any performance I ran across. This was a pasture performance which are one of my favorite things about the fest. Remember the post about the cranes, this was like that.

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