He sent his chihuahua out for Cheetos. And she brought them back.
"Hello Mr. Shopkeeper. Please sell my dog some Cheetos, the orange kind, not the red ones, they're too hot. She has $20 attached to her collar. WARNING: She will bite if not treated right. Your front neighbor."
1. Why is the Taco Bell Dog going out for Cheetos?
2. Wouldn't you be more impressed if a lab came back with anything more than an empty, chewed up bag?
3. Did she get change from the $20? (A lab would have spent the rest on pizza. A Boston would have spent the entire $20 on anything it could chew to pieces, which is everything.)
|Has eaten entire pizzas that were cooling on the counter|
|Farty McBeezer, shredding yet another big dog toy|
I read this on Storypick. The photos are credited to Antonio Muñoz, I couldn't pinpoint him on Twitter.